POV: Guy Stuck in Class

Bell Mobility- The Evil Cell Phone Company

Hello everyone, it’s been a minute since I left you with my quirky and insightful blog, which I am sure you folks missed!
Alright, I am sure that many of you own a cell phone and share some of my heart aches, especially if you reside in Canada. It’s said to be that about 2.4 billion people are cell phone users and I am sure those users have issues with their providers.

Currently I am locked with a provider named Bell Mobility who is considered very reputable in Canada. I didn’t, however know that their cell service was horrible! Now I was enticed by their very low monthly rate in the beginning and maybe their great customer service. That was quickly shattered, and I know many bell mobility users share my grief. I have been with them for almost 2.5 years and will definitely not renew. I joined bell because I had a really poor customer service experience with Rogers who turned me away from ever resigning, but that’s a different story. Bell still believes that the CDMA technology is the wave of the future, and it quite possibly maybe but just like the VHS and BETA war it lacks a worldwide acceptance. I went into a Bell Mobility store the other day and wanted to see if there was any good GOD reason to renew with Bell. The sales clerk said “Just look at the growth of the CDMA technology!” and I responded “growth?” and he replies “Yes, in 2005 only 10% of cell phone users were CDMA, but 2009 projections are we will have 20%.” I looked at this dude in astonishment and couldn’t believe he actually expected me to be impressed and I told him that means that GSM is still a better choice because of variety and the fact the WHOLE FREAKEN world was using it! Another issue with Bell was that the handsets were so out dated, mind you most of the handsets that do come to Canada aren’t always the latest, but Bell likes to bring out “new” handsets even later. They even started charging for incoming text messages if that wasn’t bad enough!

I have issues with my handset and wanted to replace it with a newer one, but Bell wouldn’t give me a break unless I was willing to resign for another 3 years with a 200 dollar discount on my next handset. They failed to mention that a reasonable handset would probably be around 300 – 400 which means you would still be paying out of pocket. I know it’s a business but in comparison with other providers who are very accommodating for existing users to resign Bell doesn’t show any remorse.

If you log onto a website called cellclients.com, a site where cell users try to find folks who would like to take over their existing cell phone contracts, you can see that the majority of the providers listed are Bell users which is no surprise at all.
Later!

The GO Train

The Go train

Hi I’m Back and ready to attack, like a cheetah eating a big mac? (yes pretty damn weak)

Today’s topic is the GO train. Now for those of you who are not aware of what the GO train is, I shall elaborate. The GO train is a transit system in Ontario. It isn’t for in the city type of commute, but more for people travelling from say outside of the city. So, I have been taking the train for quite some time and have realized there are certain types of riders. Yes I know I really need to get a life.

The Sleeper: This person probably doesn’t get their required eleven hours of sleep time? And feels he/she needs to make up for this on the GO train. They usually carry equipment such as small pillows and ear plugs. They always like to sit next to the window for head support.

The yacker: Here is a person who probably has the energy of a raging bull! They constantly talk for the entire train ride and what’s worst is they attract other yackers. This person tends to sit in the same seat and cart, so riders steer clear and this goes out to the sleeper especially.

The eater: This person doesn’t have time for breakfast/lunch/dinner and decides the train is the perfect place for it. They will pull out bananas or yogurt cups, massive salad bowls and even fried chicken. Commuters usually try not to stare but sometimes it’s just too hard, especially after a long day. Please note some of the food the eater likes to eat isn’t always appetizing.

The earphone: This commuter simply, loves music..maybe a little too much. They blast their music and even sometimes start bopping to it. This can annoy other riders and distract the sleeper. Also note that the age range varies from 15 years to 55 years of age.

The whiner: This person usually, belts out their problems, and issues either to a fellow rider or over the phone. Commuters can’t help but to listen to there problems as it is entertaining. I have heard wives scream at their husbands, girlfriends break up with their boyfriends and even husbands contemplating cheating.

The train fluzey: ok I know this sounds bad but she isn’t all that bad. I mean she loves to socialize but at the same time she usually takes it a step further and that’s where she becomes a fluzey. Usually dressed in something alluring, she likes to socialize with men she is interested in and isn’t afraid to do so. Please note she ends up attracting a lot of strange men.

The crazy Guy: He/she has some issues but some how is still capable to work in an industry? I saw this one guy who would hold his nose for the whole train ride and another who sits on the GO seats, but always removes the padding and then would proceed to stay in the washroom for the entire train ride.

The workaholic: this person is constantly on their laptops crunching away, until their final stop. They are usually too busy to have a full conversation or even acknowledge other riders.

These are just some of the observations I noticed. Also some other types

The overweight guy( who can’t fit in a normal size seat)
The bad breath person
The seat hogger
The clueless student
The annoying child.


Until next time!

My Sister got Hitched!

So the big day has finally come and gone. My younger sisters wedding/mehndi(mehndi is a party for the girl before the big wedding day..at least that’s what I think it is). Well let me just tell you a couple of things I learned from this whole shin-dig.
1)
Who really is family…now yes family show up to weddings and other parties but, real family help with these events. I had cousins who I didn’t even think about calling for help who actually showed up ready to do whatever. Uncles and Aunts who always helped your parents whenever they needed to be helped. Dance practices, cleaning up, coming over just to chill and talk , whatever you name it these family members are there. Then there are the ones who actually didn’t do much, barely even anything even when asked!. If you folks know me, which you probably don't, but one thing I hate doing is asking people to do things for me. When I ask people to do a task, it probably means I really need it done! We even had a close cousin and his wife not show up, so they could spend the day in Niagara falls?!?? But then had cousins in New Jersey drive down to make the event. I think this was a big eye opener for me on who really is family.
2) Don’t stress when things aren't going so well. The mehndi, for the most part went well, we had some minor gliches, but the wedding day for the first part was a nightmare. The waiters/waitresses weren't doing their jobs and my slide presentation wouldn’t work because the idiots wouldn’t let me use my laptop with the projector. Well we had to persuade them and finally in the end it worked out. Oh and 500 ppl and food is a hard thing to control, so do not ever get overwhelmed when people start running towards the buffet before the announcement.
3)In laws- I was actually thoroughly impressed by my brother in laws family. The relatives and immediate family were all well diverse, educated and pretty good looking. What I noticed the most was that, there definitely was a barrier between the families, but that barrier was easily broken down for one common theme "my sisters wedding." I noticed when we started talking about the wedding folks got along much better, but when it was about "what do you do?","where did you study?" the families kind of went back to their corners.
4)How much sleep you lose. I don’t think I need to explain this.
5) OH and tempers, I think my sister handled her temper pretty well for the most part, it was my aunts and uncles and parents who had the anger. Poor dad lol
So I hope this little rant shed some light, most of my posts are rants, I assume you already noticed!.

The GYM Dudes

Now i like to maintain my body, and try to stay fit. I mean i try to play basketball and hit the weights as much as i can. There are some days where I just can't, but this blog isn't about my workout routine(maybe another time when im huge i might shed some light).

No this blog is about dudes at the gym.

Now I believe I am an observant person, and always try to be aware of my surrounding and ive noticed at my gym their are certain types of guys. Lets begin shall we..

1) the beginner

This guy can be a young teen or an old man, it doesnt matter..this type of dude shows up to the gym is clueless of the machines and how to use them. Ive seen instances where the beginner stays at the stretching station for almost an hour, or even a machine that he think's he kicks ass in. You know we all have been there and i totally know how it feels, but its funny watching these guys outside of their normal element. Oh and these dudes always give up the machines for tanks.

2)The Poser

Now this guy is probably in shape, thats not entirely why he goes to the gym...he comes to the gym rocking trendy sweats, a nice pare of kicks a designer t..i've even seen thumb rings and most of all they totally pound on the gel. Ive seen dudes rock a head band trying to be a wannabe gotti. These guys can't workout if they dont have their look just right...I just wonder what happens to their head sweat?

3)The tank

Now these guys are massive i mean beyond massive, and they know it. They rock a hulk hogan type of gear from the 80's and you can find them at the gym 24-7. The could be considered gym rats but thats only a percentage. Some of them scare the crap out of you when they workout..they have the if i were in jail with you, i would rape you look in their eyes.

4)The douche bag

This ones simple he thinks he's the shit might pick on the beginner, jump into your workout session and ruin your flow. He thinks he's a hottie and these guys dont have to be young, ive seen old dudes and they are just as bad. Oh and they never pt their weights back.

5)The cheater

This dude comes to the gym to simply pick up, most of them for some reason seem to be married but that doesnt stop them. They find a hottie and try to use every line referring to working out in the book "Woah you need to do those reps slower, let me show you." Im not hating on these dudes but come on GUYS!

also an added bonus

1) the old guy who wears shorts from the eighties and you can see his junk

2) the hottie wears the hottest and skimpiest clothing and totally knows where every ones eyes are located.

Well i hope this doesnt intimidate you from hitting the gym, just do what i do..do your sets and routines and get out.

Mamma's boy

Moms

Last night I had a weird moment…It wasn’t like a “I’m going to go to my room and cry into my pillow,” but a moment of realization. For all the sons out there who have been called Momma’s boys or considered whipped by their moms this post will probably be for you guys.
My mother is one of the hardest working and compassionate people I know, Im not saying this just because she’s my mom, but she’s always supported me from day one. Any sport I wanted to participate in, any new kicks I needed to have, any time I needed a ride to work and some real advice, my mother has always been there. She came to Canada as an immigrant worked in factories just so our family could enjoy a better life. Recently she just graduated from college, while working a full time job, taking care of a family, working an extra job on Saturdays and still trying to keep a social life together. I look back at the times when we didn’t see eye to eye and I feel like an idiot sometimes. She has seen that other side and has experienced a tougher life than I will ever probably have and still keeps a smile on her face. She helps out the local community, volunteers with other organizations has a list of friends thick as a phone book. I came to realize this while I was helping my mom with something on the computer, and noticed her hands have aged a lot. I don’t think I could ever repay my mother back for what she has done for my family and me, which is frustrating. This might sound strange but she will always be the number one lady in my life. I guess I am a true momma’s boy.

A summer complainer

Ahhh Yes Summer is finally here, WHAT WHATTTTT!!

ok im done being gangster, but i love the summer. I love its vibe, the fact days seem longer and the clothing gets shorter..am I right fella's haha. What I dont like is the freaking complaining? You know what im talking about..you those people who cry about how cold its outside or go on for hours about a winter storm. They are complaining about it being too hott???? what the hell??? look i know some folks hate humidity..but dont complain about it being too cold and "wishing summer was already here" . Really I think these people just love to complain. I personally wont, even if the humidity reaches to 50.

Later