The GYM Dudes

Now i like to maintain my body, and try to stay fit. I mean i try to play basketball and hit the weights as much as i can. There are some days where I just can't, but this blog isn't about my workout routine(maybe another time when im huge i might shed some light).

No this blog is about dudes at the gym.

Now I believe I am an observant person, and always try to be aware of my surrounding and ive noticed at my gym their are certain types of guys. Lets begin shall we..

1) the beginner

This guy can be a young teen or an old man, it doesnt matter..this type of dude shows up to the gym is clueless of the machines and how to use them. Ive seen instances where the beginner stays at the stretching station for almost an hour, or even a machine that he think's he kicks ass in. You know we all have been there and i totally know how it feels, but its funny watching these guys outside of their normal element. Oh and these dudes always give up the machines for tanks.

2)The Poser

Now this guy is probably in shape, thats not entirely why he goes to the gym...he comes to the gym rocking trendy sweats, a nice pare of kicks a designer t..i've even seen thumb rings and most of all they totally pound on the gel. Ive seen dudes rock a head band trying to be a wannabe gotti. These guys can't workout if they dont have their look just right...I just wonder what happens to their head sweat?

3)The tank

Now these guys are massive i mean beyond massive, and they know it. They rock a hulk hogan type of gear from the 80's and you can find them at the gym 24-7. The could be considered gym rats but thats only a percentage. Some of them scare the crap out of you when they workout..they have the if i were in jail with you, i would rape you look in their eyes.

4)The douche bag

This ones simple he thinks he's the shit might pick on the beginner, jump into your workout session and ruin your flow. He thinks he's a hottie and these guys dont have to be young, ive seen old dudes and they are just as bad. Oh and they never pt their weights back.

5)The cheater

This dude comes to the gym to simply pick up, most of them for some reason seem to be married but that doesnt stop them. They find a hottie and try to use every line referring to working out in the book "Woah you need to do those reps slower, let me show you." Im not hating on these dudes but come on GUYS!

also an added bonus

1) the old guy who wears shorts from the eighties and you can see his junk

2) the hottie wears the hottest and skimpiest clothing and totally knows where every ones eyes are located.

Well i hope this doesnt intimidate you from hitting the gym, just do what i do..do your sets and routines and get out.

Mamma's boy

Moms

Last night I had a weird moment…It wasn’t like a “I’m going to go to my room and cry into my pillow,” but a moment of realization. For all the sons out there who have been called Momma’s boys or considered whipped by their moms this post will probably be for you guys.
My mother is one of the hardest working and compassionate people I know, Im not saying this just because she’s my mom, but she’s always supported me from day one. Any sport I wanted to participate in, any new kicks I needed to have, any time I needed a ride to work and some real advice, my mother has always been there. She came to Canada as an immigrant worked in factories just so our family could enjoy a better life. Recently she just graduated from college, while working a full time job, taking care of a family, working an extra job on Saturdays and still trying to keep a social life together. I look back at the times when we didn’t see eye to eye and I feel like an idiot sometimes. She has seen that other side and has experienced a tougher life than I will ever probably have and still keeps a smile on her face. She helps out the local community, volunteers with other organizations has a list of friends thick as a phone book. I came to realize this while I was helping my mom with something on the computer, and noticed her hands have aged a lot. I don’t think I could ever repay my mother back for what she has done for my family and me, which is frustrating. This might sound strange but she will always be the number one lady in my life. I guess I am a true momma’s boy.

A summer complainer

Ahhh Yes Summer is finally here, WHAT WHATTTTT!!

ok im done being gangster, but i love the summer. I love its vibe, the fact days seem longer and the clothing gets shorter..am I right fella's haha. What I dont like is the freaking complaining? You know what im talking about..you those people who cry about how cold its outside or go on for hours about a winter storm. They are complaining about it being too hott???? what the hell??? look i know some folks hate humidity..but dont complain about it being too cold and "wishing summer was already here" . Really I think these people just love to complain. I personally wont, even if the humidity reaches to 50.

Later

Monday's

GOD Monday's
You know I always hated those guys who would always complain about Monday's. I would always ask myself " what happened to this guy, that made him despise Monday's?" Well I will tell you what happened…The real world happened!! I mean I have been working at the same company, for about four years just a different role now, and have turned totally into that guy. Everything after a while becomes routine, mundane and not to exciting. I become that typical employee who just can't wait for the weekend where they can let it all out. I look at my dad who I would consider "old school" and I have never heard him complain about a "Monday" or for the most part anything. He seems to suck it up and just handle it, which after 26 years of my life I finally applaud and admire. This kinda reminds me of a scene from the movie "office space" where that one guy hates his desk job and despises people complaining about Monday's. Anyways, four more days until the weekend!! Can't wait!

My First Blog Ever

Wusup guys and girls..to be politically correct..

This is officially my first blog..kinda late in the game i know, but better late than never right?ok that was a little weak.


So what should i say? umm a bit about me, I am a male, so for the dudes who are scouring the net looking to hook up, im most likely not the one. I graduated with a software engineering degree and am pursuing another degree in engineering while working in the tech industry. I know im so hott right now!!(sarcasm) i was born and raised in Canada, but the background is pakistani..no not a terrorist quite the opposite!

Well i shall be posting things here from time to time..this should be fun!

later